I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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