i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Randomize
