is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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