You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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