i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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