these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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