There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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