There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
tonight lets celebrate not being married
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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