Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.