don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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