Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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