so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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I could tell my life story through kermit memes
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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