:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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