There is no way he is gay with that hair.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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