It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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