Grow some girl-balls and come out already
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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