I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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