By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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