Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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