exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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