I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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