awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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