thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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