jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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