I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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