when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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