we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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