Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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