problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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