I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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