dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We left an ass print on the piano.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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