Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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