The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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