Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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