just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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