I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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