How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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