when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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