I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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