who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
is it fun? or sober?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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