The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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