So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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