Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I need to align my fucking chakras
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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