it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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