You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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