I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i've created a new STD.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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