bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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