found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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