it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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