i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
