discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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