Sponge bath it is.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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